Privacy policy
We collect information from you when you fill out a form. When sending a resevation request through our site, as appropriate, you may be asked to enter your: name, e-mail address, phone number, or inseam. You may, however, visit our site anonymously or email us without the form.
Any of the information we collect from you may be used in one of the following ways:
To process your reservation request: Your information, whether public or private, will not be sold, exchanged, transferred, or given to any other company for any reason whatsoever, without your consent, other than for the express purpose of delivering your request, product, or service request. Isn't it a little arrogant for you to assume someone would pay money for your name and email address? They can just look on myspace to learn more about your vapid existence than anything we could ever provide.
To send periodic emails: The email address you provide for reservation request or communication, will be used to send you information and updates pertaining to your order, and occasionally we might send an email update, but most likely, if we really want you to hear about the amazing things we are doing, we will just post something on facebook or twitter or whatever networking site becomes the next trend. If you decide to opt-in to our mailing list, you will receive emails that may include company news, updates, related product or service information, etc. Note: If at any time you would like to unsubscribe from receiving future emails, we include detailed unsubscribe instructions at the bottom of each email.
To laugh at your funny name or excessive use of webspeak in emails: If your name is Dick Trickle, we will probably giggle like children, but be honest, we aren't the first to find joy at your expense. If you use 4 instead of for and 2 instead of too, abbreviate already short words, or use emoticons, any emoticons, you are making us all dumber. Please stop.
We do not use cookies. We do eat cookies on occasion, but bakeries are rare here and we are getting a little fat anyway.
We do not sell, trade, or otherwise transfer to outside parties your personally identifiable information. This does not include trusted third parties who assist us in operating our website, conducting our business, or servicing you, so long as those parties agree to keep this information confidential. Although I imagine if third parties service you, confidentiality is part of the deal. We may also release your information when we believe release is appropriate to comply with the law, enforce our site policies, or protect ours or others rights, property, or safety. However, non-personally identifiable visitor information may be provided to other parties for marketing, advertising, or other uses.
Occasionally, at our discretion, we may include or offer third party products or services on our website. I know, pretty ambitious. If that does happen though, these third party sites have separate and independent privacy policies. We therefore have no responsibility or liability for the content and activities of these linked sites. Nonetheless, we seek to protect the integrity of our site and welcome any feedback about these sites.
Childrens Online Privacy Protection Act Compliance: We are in compliance with the requirements of COPPA (Childrens Online Privacy Protection Act), we do not collect any information from anyone under 13 years of age. Our website, products and services are all directed to people who are at least 13 years old or older.
This online privacy policy applies only to information collected through our website and not to information collected offline.
By using our site, you consent to our online privacy policy.
If we decide to change our privacy policy, we will post those changes on this page. By stating this, we are not assuming anyone actually read our previous privacy policy.